Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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