ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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