so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
PANTIES FOUND
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