bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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