if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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