girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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