We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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