brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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