she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
My dick has a subreddit
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
