ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
