so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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