May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
It's no shave November. This is our time.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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