Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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