he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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