Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
My boob is missing a layer of skin
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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