She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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