Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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