How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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