Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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