i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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