that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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