And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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