do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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