Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I just found a bag of teeth...
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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