I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
lets start a swedish sibling band together
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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