My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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