69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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