Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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