I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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