So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Randomize
