Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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