Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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