I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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