She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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