Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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