very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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