Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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