can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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