i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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