Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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