Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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