Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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