i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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