Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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