Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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