don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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