I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
porn star boner night. come get it.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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