Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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