it's not cheating when I paid for it
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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