We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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